Your girlfriend and you have been together for several time and you find it the appropriate moment to go to the next level.
But if you’re like me, a geek (in disguise), and you have a girlfriend who accepts it, but only because you control your geekness like a boss, how would you propose to her?
Let me show you the basic steps to make it happen!
Disclaimer: Works best on Valentine’s Day, her birthday on your anniversary.
You want her to be surprised, she must not have a clue you’re going to propose. So the best way is to create a diversion: buy her a really cool gift! And there’s no better place than this website:
What do you think of this dress:
Won’t she be unimpressed? I’m sure she would appreciate the fact you want to touch her buttons even more if you know what I mean.
Once she’s out of her temporary coma, you can start with cooking a fantastic meal.
But, let’s be honest, you’re not the best cook in the world. Heck, your greatest achievement is boiling eggs with a salad of leftovers.
If this is the case, I can recommend you this book:
She might be wondering why you are acting that romantic. It’s My Precious time!
You’re a guy, right? Like many of us, we are there to protect our women. But (un)fortunately we cannot be next to her all day long… So how will she able to protect herself when we’re not around?
Again, I have the perfect solution for you:
It’s the ‘Til Death Do Us Part Knuckle Duster!
I am on fire! I bet she will love it! If not… Do like Forrest and RUN!
If, however, she completely fell in love with it, it’s time to score! Let’s go to the Master Bedroom and show here what you’re made of! And hopefully you’re not made of jelly…
But if you are, don’t worry, my friend, I have the solution. And the solution is called: The ABhancer! Oh boy, you’re going to score like never before!